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Blue Mountain Community A Chicken Refuge?

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Blue Mountain Community A Chicken Refuge?

Blue Mountain Beach Fl: Over the last few days, there has a been a rash of complaints flooding into multiple county agencies about chickens in Blue Mountain Beach. After hearing about these complaints, we sent our intern, Toothless Ted (who is majoring in Football Science at the University of Alabama), to investigate. According to multiple sources on Facebook…and one creepy looking dude hanging around the dumpster at McTighes, the chickens are actually escapees from a secret near by cock fighting ring. The ring is allegedly located in a...

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Trump to Visit South Walton Ahead of Hurricane Hermine

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Trump to Visit South Walton Ahead of Hurricane Hermine

Santa Rosa Beach Florida: On his return trip to the U.S. from Mexico, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump plans to stop off in South Walton County Florida on Thursday to lend a hand ahead of Hurricane Hermine.   Trump’s motorcade, which has already secured Beach Permits from the county, plan to drive on to the beach in Grayton Beach and head west to the sugar white sand that lays directly behind the Vizcaya beachside subdivision. It is the candidate’s intention to set up a few tents, a couple of beach chairs, and a 1980’s style...

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Staff Sgt Aaron Hale to be Grand Marshal at 9th Annual St Patrick’s Parade and Festival.

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Staff Sgt Aaron Hale to be Grand Marshal at 9th Annual St Patrick’s Parade and Festival.

SANTA ROSA BEACH, FL, — Honoring Staff Sgt Aaron Hale as Grand Marshal at 9th Annual St Patrick’s Parade and Festival. On December 8, 2011, Staff Sergeant Hale, an EOD technician, was severely injured in Afghanistan when an improvised explosive device (IED) detonated. Every bone in SSG Hale’s face was broken, he suffered severe burns, and was left completely blind. He served a tour in Iraq and two tours in Afghanistan. SSG Hale’s unit completed 1,100 counter-IED missions, destroying more than 20,000 pounds of enemy explosives....

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Freeport Woman gives Birth During Star Wars Premier

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Freeport Woman gives Birth During Star Wars Premier

Miramar Beach Florida: Dina Hickey of Freeport, Florida, is one true and loyal Star Wars fan.  She owns the entire Star Wars movie collection on VHS, Laser Disc, DVD, and Blu Ray, and also has quite the collection of other memorabilia. From Darth Vader chili bowls to her Princess Leia intimate nighties, her collection rivals that of any true fan. Being the fan that she is, Dina, who is 8 and a half months pregnant, wasn’t going to miss the premier of The Force Awakens for anything.  She and her fiance, Earl Soars, waited in line for 36...

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Miramar Beach Man Beat to Death with Toy Light Sabers

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Miramar Beach Man Beat to Death with Toy Light Sabers

Santa Rosa Beach, Florida. – 30A Police say a local man, who was walking out of Friday’s premier of the New Star Wars Movie, was apparently bludgeoned to death by a group of nerds with toy light sabers. Resort security guards responded to a 911 call Friday evening around 9:53pm. The caller stated that some nerdy dude was being repeatedly hit about the face and ears by 27 “other nerdy folk” with toy light sabers. According to witnesses, the individual who was on the receiving end of this “ass whoopin”, was...

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Advice from Shia Labeouf

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Advice from Shia Labeouf

We caught up with Shia Labeouf and since we were considering playing hooky today, we asked his advice. Here is his...

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South Walton Obituary: Possible Death of a Po’ Boy

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South Walton Obituary: Possible Death of a Po’ Boy

Update: Our thoughts and intentions still stand, but after we wrote this article, new information came to light. Here is the quote directly from The Marigny’s Facebook page:   It seems to be time to address the future of The Marigny… As many of you know, we have been for some time, attempting to negotiate a new lease with our property owner. As of today, those negotiations have gone nowhere. So, if no resolutions are made, we will be closing this location at the end of the month. We are certainly disappointed by this, however...

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The Hidden Evil of Hampton Inn

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The Hidden Evil of Hampton Inn

Santa Rosa Beach: The Hilton Family of hotels are generally thought to offer a reliably clean and comfortable oasis to travelers throughout the world. If you dig a little deeper, however, you may find that the Hampton Inn (a division of said family of hotels) is even more evil than anything on this entire planet. At least that’s the way many locals in South Walton County, Florida feel. If you’re like me, you’ve probably stayed in a Hampton Inn at some point in your life. Hell, I used to prefer them, but after seeing how many...

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Best Reasons to go to the 30A St. Paddy’s Day Fest

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Best Reasons to go to the 30A St. Paddy’s Day Fest

Santa Rosa Beach Florida: Everyone loves a good party. Some of us also like Kelly green and adult beverages. And, a select few of us love the fact that one of our ancestors had relations with someone of Celtic descent. If any of these things apply to you then you should be really concerned about the lack of attention that the 30A St. Patrick’s Day Festival has received. Of course, Susanna what’s her name has not been contracted to write a crappy song and the Indigo Girls aren’t dragging their old bones on stage to drop a...

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Why the Medical Marijuana Amendment Failed in Florida

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Why the Medical Marijuana Amendment Failed in Florida

Santa Rosa Beach Florida: Hippies, glaucoma patients and 57% of Florida’s total population are extremely disappointed today… disappointed because the Medical Marijuana Amendment didn’t receive the 60% of votes required. For the sake of full disclosure, we here at 30aScene.com supported the amendment and actually left the bar long enough to go vote for it. That being said, we have two theories as to why the extra 3% failed to come through on the vote.   Sneaky Marijuana Activists:  If we’re being honest here, most...

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