Why the Medical Marijuana Amendment Failed in Florida
Nov05

Why the Medical Marijuana Amendment Failed in Florida

Santa Rosa Beach Florida: Hippies, glaucoma patients and 57% of Florida’s total population are extremely disappointed today… disappointed because the Medical Marijuana Amendment didn’t receive the 60% of votes required. For the sake of full disclosure, we here at 30aScene.com supported the amendment and actually left the bar long enough to go vote for it. That being said, we have two theories as to why the extra 3%...

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High Finance
Jul14

High Finance

30aScene would like to welcome our newest contributor—Mr. Buzzed Living Stoner. With years of experience selling tie-dyed shirts, first at Grateful Dead and then at Phish concerts, Mr. Stoner will be offering financial, investing and savings advice for those people making up the bulk of 30a’s permanent residents: alternative lifestyle Boomers, Xers and Occupiers–and, as Occupiers will be the first to tell you, they better learn...

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Spankings in Walton County Schools on the Rise
Mar14

Spankings in Walton County Schools on the Rise

WALTON COUNTY, FL—Walton County nearly set a Florida scholastic record in February after officials reported a 300% increase in the number of spankings administered to kids in local schools last month. According to a source at the state level, it was schools south of the bay that were responsible for the rise in spankings. “The beach area schools really put up some nice big numbers. I’ve never seen improvement like that in all my...

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