Blue Mountain Community A Chicken Refuge?
Jan14

Blue Mountain Community A Chicken Refuge?

Blue Mountain Beach Fl: Over the last few days, there has a been a rash of complaints flooding into multiple county agencies about chickens in Blue Mountain Beach. After hearing about these complaints, we sent our intern, Toothless Ted (who is majoring in Football Science at the University of Alabama), to investigate. According to multiple sources on Facebook…and one creepy looking dude hanging around the dumpster at McTighes,...

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Trump to Visit South Walton Ahead of Hurricane Hermine
Aug31

Trump to Visit South Walton Ahead of Hurricane Hermine

Santa Rosa Beach Florida: On his return trip to the U.S. from Mexico, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump plans to stop off in South Walton County Florida on Thursday to lend a hand ahead of Hurricane Hermine.   Trump’s motorcade, which has already secured Beach Permits from the county, plan to drive on to the beach in Grayton Beach and head west to the sugar white sand that lays directly behind the Vizcaya beachside...

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Miramar Beach Man Beat to Death with Toy Light Sabers
Dec19

Miramar Beach Man Beat to Death with Toy Light Sabers

Santa Rosa Beach, Florida. – 30A Police say a local man, who was walking out of Friday’s premier of the New Star Wars Movie, was apparently bludgeoned to death by a group of nerds with toy light sabers. Resort security guards responded to a 911 call Friday evening around 9:53pm. The caller stated that some nerdy dude was being repeatedly hit about the face and ears by 27 “other nerdy folk” with toy light...

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South Walton Obituary: Possible Death of a Po’ Boy
May08

South Walton Obituary: Possible Death of a Po’ Boy

Update: Our thoughts and intentions still stand, but after we wrote this article, new information came to light. Here is the quote directly from The Marigny’s Facebook page:   It seems to be time to address the future of The Marigny… As many of you know, we have been for some time, attempting to negotiate a new lease with our property owner. As of today, those negotiations have gone nowhere. So, if no resolutions are...

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Rare Species of Bear Sighted in Blue Mountain Beach
Aug03

Rare Species of Bear Sighted in Blue Mountain Beach

Blue Mountain Beach Florida: Apparently, the black bear is no longer the only species of bear located in the South Walton County area. In this video report from nature correspondent, James Worthington III, we learn a great deal about the habits and rituals of the North American...

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Previously Extinct Species Cause Turtle Watchers to Change Focus
Jul20

Previously Extinct Species Cause Turtle Watchers to Change Focus

South Walton County Florida:  Turtle watching is definitely serious business around the Emerald Coast. Zealots of all shapes and sizes go out on the beach every morning before the a$$ crack of dawn to search for turtles and their nests, yell at beach service suppliers, and complain incessantly about lights and sandcastle holes. These champions of the endangered have become an irritant to some and are labeled as saints by others....

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