Blue Mountain Community A Chicken Refuge?
Jan14

Blue Mountain Community A Chicken Refuge?

Blue Mountain Beach Fl: Over the last few days, there has a been a rash of complaints flooding into multiple county agencies about chickens in Blue Mountain Beach. After hearing about these complaints, we sent our intern, Toothless Ted (who is majoring in Football Science at the University of Alabama), to investigate. According to multiple sources on Facebook…and one creepy looking dude hanging around the dumpster at McTighes,...

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Trump to Visit South Walton Ahead of Hurricane Hermine
Aug31

Trump to Visit South Walton Ahead of Hurricane Hermine

Santa Rosa Beach Florida: On his return trip to the U.S. from Mexico, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump plans to stop off in South Walton County Florida on Thursday to lend a hand ahead of Hurricane Hermine.   Trump’s motorcade, which has already secured Beach Permits from the county, plan to drive on to the beach in Grayton Beach and head west to the sugar white sand that lays directly behind the Vizcaya beachside...

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Staff Sgt Aaron Hale to be Grand Marshal at 9th Annual St Patrick’s Parade and Festival.
Mar02

Staff Sgt Aaron Hale to be Grand Marshal at 9th Annual St Patrick’s Parade and Festival.

SANTA ROSA BEACH, FL, — Honoring Staff Sgt Aaron Hale as Grand Marshal at 9th Annual St Patrick’s Parade and Festival. On December 8, 2011, Staff Sergeant Hale, an EOD technician, was severely injured in Afghanistan when an improvised explosive device (IED) detonated. Every bone in SSG Hale’s face was broken, he suffered severe burns, and was left completely blind. He served a tour in Iraq and two tours in Afghanistan. SSG...

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Freeport Woman gives Birth During Star Wars Premier
Dec21

Freeport Woman gives Birth During Star Wars Premier

Miramar Beach Florida: Dina Hickey of Freeport, Florida, is one true and loyal Star Wars fan.  She owns the entire Star Wars movie collection on VHS, Laser Disc, DVD, and Blu Ray, and also has quite the collection of other memorabilia. From Darth Vader chili bowls to her Princess Leia intimate nighties, her collection rivals that of any true fan. Being the fan that she is, Dina, who is 8 and a half months pregnant, wasn’t going...

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Miramar Beach Man Beat to Death with Toy Light Sabers
Dec19

Miramar Beach Man Beat to Death with Toy Light Sabers

Santa Rosa Beach, Florida. – 30A Police say a local man, who was walking out of Friday’s premier of the New Star Wars Movie, was apparently bludgeoned to death by a group of nerds with toy light sabers. Resort security guards responded to a 911 call Friday evening around 9:53pm. The caller stated that some nerdy dude was being repeatedly hit about the face and ears by 27 “other nerdy folk” with toy light...

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Advice from Shia Labeouf
Jun09

Advice from Shia Labeouf

We caught up with Shia Labeouf and since we were considering playing hooky today, we asked his advice. Here is his...

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